TOP TEN REASONS WHY NOT TO MISS THE NHL PLAYOFFS!
10. None of the teams have cheerleading squads to distract the players.
9. It's funny whenever Stuart Scott of ESPN says the word "hockey".
8. If Canadians were in charge of the NHL playoff format, every team except for the last place team would be in the playoffs.
7. (Someone reading this in Toronto) Playoffs; what's that?
6. Epic Meal Time is going to eat a hockey stick made out of bacon strips, and ground pork.
5. During the CBC Satellite Hotstove, Ron Maclean and his fellow on-air guests to stand up and do the Macarana.
4. Don Cherry is running for Prime Minister!
3. A conservative, liberal, new democrat, and a hockey player enter a bar, and...oh, you heard that one...
2. Bacon strips and Bacon strips and Bacon strips and Bacon strips and Bacon strips...
1. No Maple Leafs in the playoffs to ruin it all!
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