WHAT THE MAGIC?

Islanders goaltender made two mistakes in this photo: The SECOND one is allowing that goal.

Dear New York Islanders,

I think I know why you lost 5-3 to the Toronto Maple Leafs in tonight's regular season contest, which saw you give up three goals to start the first period.

1. Collect jerseys + shorts from previous game
2. Put clothes in pile
3. Take pile into front parking lot
4. Ask players, coaches, management, and everyone affiliated with organization to form a circle, hold hands, and chant "Men of Snow" by Ingird Michaelson.
5. Ask Evgeni Nabokov to light a match, and set the pile on fire.
6. Continue chanting song until fire reduces pile of uniforms to ashes.
7. Never speak of those jerseys again.

Done and done ^_^